i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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