I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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