normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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