just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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