my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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