They should really pass out barf bags in church
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
i out mim tonsoeep
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