just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Randomize
