they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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