My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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