Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So much Jack, so little girl.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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