U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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