just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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