I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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