I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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