I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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