What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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