i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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