No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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