week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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