Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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