...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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