Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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