somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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