Having a random hookup so left but love u
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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