I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
FUCK WHALES
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