This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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