i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Betty ford says i'm here all night
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You've changed since you got that strap on
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize