She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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