i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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