You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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