I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
