Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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