my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
In America we eat man semen.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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