I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Then you guys just all showered together...?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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