I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm going to jail i love you
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
