she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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