I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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