it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
