It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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