we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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