but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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