I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
im holly from the hills drunk
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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