I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You dont lie about slip and slides
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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