so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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