You made me cry and you don't even care
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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