Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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