CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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