Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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