i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
