Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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