Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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