Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
