You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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